So we were sitting in church today, and Craig kept fidgeting. I wasn't really paying attention to him until the fidgeting became obnoxious, and I FINALLY looked down in HORROR to his shoes and SOCKS!!! THIS is what he had worn today......WHAT is wrong with this man? Sport socks? White ones?
I looked at him with complete disgust. He had this HUGE smirk on his face and said "I was waiting for you to notice". He did it ON PURPOSE! I'm telling you, this man does stuff just to taunt me!! He knew darn well, you don't wear white socks with ANYTHING other that tennis shoes. And he ALSO knew I would have a fit about it.
There he was sitting in church moving around like a two year old hiking his pant leg up farther and farther just to mess with me! He pulls this kind of stuff ALL the time!!
One time we went on a cruise and the first day we were up on the deck he was strutting around like a fitness model. I mean chest out and head cocked. He would actually act as if he was walking the runway, and then would do dramatic turns. He wouldn't stop!! I was so mad and embarrassed that I just ignored him and acted like I didn't know WHO he was or WHY he was acting like such a fool. I ignored him for a good hour!!
THEN I SAW and realized WHY he was strutting in front of me (and the 4,000 other people on deck). The IDIOT had SHAVED his entire body!! I thought I was going to die right there!! Of course he had told his buddy Jeff what he had done (well, told yes, but HELLO....he had NO hair and he was in a swimsuit....I guess Jeff MIGHT have noticed, and maybe just maybe been slightly curious as to WHY someone would opt to do something like that. Though of course Jeff thought it was very funny, which DIDN'T help my case. At. All.:) and they were both seeing how long it would take for me to notice.
Well, the joke ended up being on him.......when three days into the vacation the hair began to grow back, and he was itching like a dog with fleas the rest of the trip!!!! ha!ha! You see...he doesn't THINK things all the way through!!! Like SHAVING HIS HEAD.....and now looking like a chia pet while he is growing it out.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH........Life with the Craigster. Ya GOTTA love it!! (well, I DO anyways!!)
And this is just a picture I took of my precious preshies today after church!! Just because.
oh my gosh - AGAIN! LOL I love Craig stories, I've decided. What a RIOT!
And, uh, the white sock thing? You might be a touch anal about that one there. I've never even HEARD such a thing!
Lastly, the FRIDAY FREEBIE...it's every Friday. ;-)
Cute kids!
How funny! I can picture Craig itching up a storm! ROFL
Girlie, you got some stories goin on! LOL
You don't have to do anything to this man; his antics will probably catch him out more-often-than not, like the itching after the shaving, and he'll cop the consequences of his actions all on his little ownsome... hehehehehe Re: putting the worn boxers on your head, "is this romantic?"!!!, thinking about anything to do back to him may never be as good as what he can do to himself!!! So, I wouldn't bother; just go on laughing your tooshie off at the crazy things he does. And then wait for him to SUFFER after embarrassing you so... AND THEN, share it with us... We all love it!
PSSSST! You wouldn't have seen the awards on my post the first time you read it, because it wasn't there. I added it on a day later. Tricky, aren't I?!!
And I'm sure your days are full to the brim with laughter!
another cute post!
I just know you did NOT take that picture of Craig's foot at church, because you were totally entrenched in worship - RIGHT?!! ha. :)
Adorable pic of the kids, by the way.
you have taken picture taken to a new level!....uh huh.....now you are taking pics during church........what is next? did people notice around you??? i'm just sayin.....
well Heidi, at least you can say your life is never boring with him. What a Hoot!!!! LOL!!!! At least he is trying to push your buttons and knows it is wrong, mine just does it and thinks "he's stylin" HA!!!
Your posts always make me laugh. I giggle just thinking about your husband itching and scratching on the cruise!
Your kids are gorgeous. I love Ava's pink bow.
Lindsay
Your husband is just so funny! What funny stories you have!
What else would you expect from someone who is an Ohio State fan?!!
At least he doesn't wear pink crocs and socks with everything like I do. It could be worse... :-)