Oh baby, I'm getting a makeover!

Monday, June 23, 2008 |

I am about to order the COOLEST thing........I just know that EVERYONE is gonna want one of these....

So, I am thinking of trying to slim my mouth down, and I found a Japanese mouth piece that can make that happen! I'm so excited about this particular gadget because I don't think it will be that noticible while I'm wearing it!!:-?......@:-!)) I also think that it will make me sound SUPER sexy when I talk, so that's REALLY cool too. The ONLY negative to this is that I might have trouble eating. BUT, if I have everything sliced really thin, I can just slide the food in on the top and the bottom!
oooohhhhh, I can't wait till it gets here! I've ALWAYS wanted a slim MOUTH, and now I'm gonna get one! I can barely contain myself!!!

As soon as my mouth is SUPER SLIM, I will complete my makeover with these AWESOME fake eyelashes. From what I understand fake eyelashes that masquerade as small bushes are ALL THE RAGE right now!!

I hope all of you will be able to contain your jealousy when my makeover is through. I know I'm going to be the "next big thing", but I promise to ALWAYS remember where I came from, and who my friends are! So, wish me luck!

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